March 2012
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February 2012
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thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw:
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
^ this must be love
:I’m allergic to effort
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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